The Old Times: DEATH ENTERS WHERE POVERTY PREVAILS - Sponsored by Stroh's Beer

 Here I've got a quick article all from Jan.  30th 1909. The subject matter of this article is nothing to laugh at, but there is some humor in the horrors that existed in the world in 1909. 


DEATH ENTERS WHERE POVERTY PREVAILED

MUSKEGON, Mich., Jan. 30,- Mrs. Samuel Huston, of Ferry, Oceana county, and her two children are dead from typhoid fever. The family was found living in a one-room hovel. They had nothing to eat and every member of the family was affected with some disease. The father is ill and four other children will have to be sent to a state institution.
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Stroh's Bottled Beer is a modern family 'commodity or rather necessity. It has no rival. It is the standard of purity and flavor. Phone Main 316 for a case.

Holy hell, newspaper people, read the room. "You think an entire family being devastated from hunger and illness is cold? Not as cold as a Stroh's Beer!" Perhaps the Huston family was unaware of the fact that Stroh's is a "modern family commodity" and they skipped it over. Why is Stroh's for the whole family? If it's anything like modern Stroh's, it's not for anyone. It tastes like nail polish remover. I do like how you could just call them them to get it though. 





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